motke drinks kittens for breakfast

After the mix up at the pie shop, the overpriced party hats, and the infuriating incident with the man who thought his car was a rocket ship in the parking lot of the Kmart, Roger was ready for a quiet night at home with a good book and some cheese crackers shaped like goldfish. Instead, he got a surprise party thrown by his mother. Deep inside, he liked it.

Happy birthday, Roger.

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